Dear God -
What kind of terrible
punishment do you plan for that despicable vet who spayed me?
Dear God -
Is it true that angel wings are made from spun hairballs?
I could increase my production if the pay is right.
Dear God -
Will there be mice in heaven? If so, can I repent
now for the ones I've already killed and eaten?
Dear God -
How come no cats aren't mentioned in your Bible?
How do you plan to correct this error?
Do you plan to write a sequel?
Dear God-
I assume you're going to severely punish my worthless,
no good, unfaithful, undependable, disgusting, immature,
lazy, ex-husband, Whatz-Hiz-Name.
Are you open to suggestions?
Dear God-
Since you gave us cats nine lives,
does that mean you’ll also give us
nine times more food in heaven than dogs get?
Dear
God:
How
close
will
I
be
to
your
bird
aviary
in
heaven?
I
like
to
have
my
snacks
nearby.
